Just when you thought air travel couldn't get more irksome, there's a new annoying trend to watch out for ... and make sure you're not doing.

I am no stranger to the flyswatter, switch, belt, and paddle. I even got a good whooping with a paint brush. I ought to be a ...

I even got a good whooping with a paint brush. I ought to be a disciple because I sure got disciplined a lot. Deservedly so.